Crotch grab

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Regardless of the seriousness of the article, the crotch grab is recognized as an ICONIC part of the metal gear universe by the community, and thusly deserves an article
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The Crotch Grab is a reoccurring event surrounding Raiden/Raikov. As the name implies, the act involves clutching tightly of the male genitalia, whether to verify gender, find an American secret agent, or to simply knock your enemy out in one go - all usually involving a Raiden of some variation. As a rule, all crotch grabs must be executed by males against males.

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Though chronologically the first grab was done in 1960's, the first documented case was in 2007, during the Big Shell Incident, by none other than the President of United States himself. The last piece of action the President got before his untimely death was a crotch grab perfectly executed on a surprised Raiden. Feeling a nut, a disappointed President Johnson spoke: "YOU'RE A MAN!?". However, moments prior to executing the grab, the President was babbling about "being prepared to face the consequences of my betrayal" - which may indicate he was a masochist yearning for dominatrix style punishment to be meted out by the feminine, cruel, leather-clad Raiden.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Canonically, it was Big Boss who received the squeeze this time - however, for his part, he was just at the wrong place, wearing the wrong face. Dressed as Major Raikov, Colonel Volgin thought it would only be fitting to grab the crotch of the man he thought was his concubine. Unlike Raiden in MGS2, however, Naked Snake at least pushed Colonel Volgin away after being grabbed. Raiden just let the scene play out. Colonel Volgin, now having felt TWO balls, immediately uncovered Snake's identity and quickly proceeded to torture him.

In Subsistence, 2 more variations of the crotch grab is observed. One is in the online mode, Raikov, as the leader of the GRU, has a special, 1-hit knockout CQC attack: the crotch grab. The other appears during the Secret Theaters short, Snake Eraser. Raiden from the future, in his attempt to assassinate Big Boss, ends up being crotch grabbed inside a jail cell by none other than Colonel Volgin.

Critique of the Crotch Grab
While Raiden/Raikov was busy experimenting in grabbing crotches, Solid Snake had been putting out balls by PUNCHING them since Metal Gear Solid, without being gay.