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Solid Snake Facts

 * Snake considers being shot at by a chick to be foreplay.
 * Snake did not lose to Fortune, Snake just thought she was being kinky.
 * Snake does not need a stealth suit he just makes light bend around him.
 * No guard has ever spotted Snake, he lets them see him so he has an excuse to kick their ass.
 * If Sam Fisher ever fought Snake. Snake would win. Snake has no problem with beating up guys who wear glasses.
 * Snake could have disposed of all the bombs, destroyed arsenal gear, defeated all of the bosses and Solidus with only a paper clip. The only paper clip on the big shell was stuck to Liquids Ray.
 * Vamp knew it was Snake becuase he did not smell fear he smelled an ass kicking.
 * Only one person has ever tried to grab Snakes crotch, Big Boss.
 * Snake does not get into boxes to be stealthy. Snake gets into them to achieve inner peace.
 * Snake does not hide, he waits.

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