User blog:Noddite/Item Descriptions

I'm planning to add the MGS4 descriptions for the Ration, Noodles, Regain 24, Compress, and Pentazemin over the next few days. I still need to transcribe the Pentazemin description, but here's what I have so far:

"A portable military ration. Contains all the calories and nutrients a soldier needs in a day. A variety of menu choices are available, so as to break up the monotony of repetition. Restores Life and Psyche."

- Ration description from Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

"The original...and still the best! Just add hot water, and in 3 minutes you'll be feasting on Hide-chan’s thick, juicy noodles and rich, tangy broth! Everybody loves Hide-chan ramen! Completely restores Life and partly restores Psyche (Psyche restoration increases in cold environments)."

- Noodles description from Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

"Lightning in a black and yellow can! The only drink that can keep Snake going 24 hours a day. Quasi-medicinal 50mL beverage.  Dosage and Administration: One 50mL can once per day for persons ages 15 and older.  Effects: Ideal as a nutritional supplement for any of the following: bodily fatigue, febrile exhaustion, convalescence, nutritional disorders, loss of appetite, women who are pregnant or nursing, and the physically frail.  Completely restores Life and partly restores Psyche (Psyche restoration increases in hot environments)."

- Regain® description from Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

"A compress applied to the lower back. Contains nanocolloids that relieve lower back pain caused by crouching for long periods of time. Manufactured by JEA. The relief it brings has the added effect of temporarily restoring Psyche.  You’ll also make less mistakes when rolling, due to decreased Psyche."

- Compress description from Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots