Metal Gear Solid 2 radio conversations

Metal Gear Solid 3 conversations
These are a list of conversations in Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of the Patriots that are either funny or contain some secrets. These can be obtained using the Codec.

'''I Need Scissors! 61!'''

(To obtain this conversation, Raiden must recieve a call from The Colonel in Arsenal Gear - Ascending Colon.)

Colonel: I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

Cheating

(To obtain this conversation, Raiden must recieve a call from The Colonel in Arsenal Gear - Ascending Colon.)

Colonel: You wouldn't be trying to give yourself a bogus score using some ingenious trick would you? That's just about as low as anyone could possibly stoop! I can't believe you sometimes...

Operation Intrude N313

(To obtain this conversation, Raiden must recieve a call from The Colonel in Arsenal Gear - Ascending Colon.)

Colonel: ...Infiltrate... ...the enemy fortress... ...Outer Heaven! ...Destroy... ...the final weapon... ...Metal Gear!

Variety Level 13

(To obtain this conversation, Raiden must recieve a call from The Colonel in Arsenal Gear - Ascending Colon.)

Colonel: Variety Level 13. Rescue Meryl, the "Return of Genola."

The 4th Wall

(To obtain this conversation, Raiden must recieve a call from The Colonel in Arsenal Gear - Ascending Colon.)

Colonel: Honestly, though, you have played the game for a long time. Don't you have anything else to do with your time?

Unfaithful Rosemary

(To obtain this conversation, Raiden must recieve a call from The Colonel in Arsenal Gear - Ascending Colon.)

Colonel: Actually, there is something I have been meaning to tell you but I just couldn't... I think you should know, though. On Saturday morning last week I saw a guy leaving Rosemary's room... How should I put it, it was like they were... "intimate." I'm sorry. Sorry to bring this up during the mission, but...

Mei Ling's Encouragement

(To obtain this conversation, Raiden must recieve a call from The Colonel in Arsenal Gear - Ascending Colon.)

Colonel: Snake, remember what De Gaulle said: "The graveyards are full of indispensable men." Snake, you're all alone and surrounded by bad guys. Try to be careful and avoid getting into a fight whenever you can.

Ghost Babel

(To obtain this conversation, Raiden must recieve a call from The Colonel in Arsenal Gear - Ascending Colon.)

Colonel: Your mission is to infiltrate the fortress Galuade, rescue the hostages and neutralize Metal Gear before its assembly is complete.

Game Over

(To obtain this conversation, Raiden must recieve a call from The Colonel in Arsenal Gear - Ascending Colon.)

Colonel: Raiden, turn the game console off right now!

Raiden: What did you say?

Colonel: The mission is a falure! Cut the power right now!

Raiden: What's wrong with you?

Colonel: Don't worry, it's a game! It's a game just like usual.

Rosemary: You'll ruin your eyes sitting so close to the TV.

Raiden: What are you talking about!?

Colonel's Abduction

(To obtain this conversation, Raiden must recieve a call from The Colonel in Arsenal Gear - Ascending Colon.)

Colonel: Raiden, something happened to me last Thrusday when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go -- I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very irregularly... Suddenly, there was intense light all around me -- and when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me...?

Raiden: Huh?

Colonel: Fine, forget it...

Go Home, Raiden

(To obtain this conversation, Raiden must recieve a call from The Colonel in Arsenal Gear - Ascending Colon.)

Colonel: Even my patience has its limits. I just can't leave this thing up to you any longer. I'll do the fighting! You can just go home!

Garden Variety

(To obtain this conversation, Raiden must recieve a call from The Colonel in Arsenal Gear - Ascending Colon.)

Colonel: An Anemone or Clamatis plant's juice can cause a rash. When pruning them it's a good idea to wear gloves.

Former Lives

(To obtain this conversation, Raiden must recieve a call from The Colonel in Arsenal Gear - Ascending Colon.)

Colonel: I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days... What were you in your former life?

Variety Level 7

(To obtain this conversation, Raiden must recieve a call from The Colonel in Arsenal Gear - Ascending Colon.)

Colonel: Variety Level 7. Shoot down the space invaders! Training will have to be postponed if we are invaded by UFOs.