User:Sterlng

My Motto In Latin: "Vita par vicis, vicis par pecunia, pecunia par tripudium, tripudium par vita." My Motto In English: "Life equals time, time equals money, money equals fun, fun equals life." - Andrew Joseph Camacho

I Am Sterlng, And I Welcome You :)
You can check out some of my (Metal Gear) videos from my YouTube channel, www.youtube.com/sterlng. Right Handed Or Left Handed: Righty Your Weakness: I am way too nice to people Your Fears: Bugs such as ants, bees, wasps, hornets, and yellow jackets. Ghastly creatures like zombies and vampires. Walking into a pole while closing my eyes Your Bedtime:	Anytime between 9:00 PM and 2:00 PM How Do You Want To Die:	I would choose to die while defending someone I care for What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up: I want to be something in the entertainment industry (movies, games, music, radio) Number Of Piercings:	None Number Of Tattoos:	None... yet Number Of Things In My Past I Regret: I have no regrets The rest of my information was deleted by the S3 for being useless information. Damn The Patriots! ʎʇıuɐs 1ɐʇǝıɔos ɹoɟ uoıʇɔǝ1ǝs .ǝɯıʇ buo1 ɐ ɹoɟ ǝɯɐb ǝɥʇ buıʎɐ1d uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ noʎ'

Created Pages
I'm mostly interested in creating subjects and pages that have not been made yet, but I'll work on any page that lacks perfect substance. I've created several pages on the Metal Gear Wiki, including: New International Track and Field DreamMix TV World Fighters Boktai 2: Solar Boy Django IdeaSpy 2.5 Ketchup Dr. Kopplethorn Koppelthorn Engine Swimmer Delivery Vehicle Torture Device Forklift William Tell Little Joe AP Sensor Nuclear Warhead Gun Camera Post Traumatic Stress Disorder No. 104 B.D.U. and Life Medicine

Trivia

 * I have a scar by my right eye, caused by an attack on my person by a former roommate with a tall lamp.
 * I dream about Metal Gear about every other night in one way or another.

MGStupid Timeline
I didn't create this. It comes from http://www.thesnakesoup.org. I found it hilarious, and you should, too.

By zerim, Winner of The Snake Soup's Timeline Contest With edits and images by Ravi Singh unless otherwise noted.

Whenever He Came Back From Space The Fury breaks a record by being the most random character in the world.

September 3rd, 1964 Naked Snake and Eva have almost-sex.

September I-dunno-when, 1964 Naked Snake receives the title Big Boss. He places the "Patriot" he took from the boss on her grave for some homeless junkie to pick it up.

MGS3 Completed, "Demo Theater" option unlocked.

"Calorie Mate" sales increase just because Snake eats it in the game.

1968

Eva gets fucked up in China. So bad that she disappears.

1970 Para-Medic establishes paramedic system. Big deal.

Naked Snake goes on another mission to create the plot for Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops.

Some interrogator with a prosthetic leg from the CIA presses his leg on Snake's balls.

Big Boss loses his ability to carry 500,000 weapons on him. He now can only carry four.

1972

The Les Enfants Terribles project. OMG THREE MORE SNAKES!!!OWNAGEISUPONTHEWORLD!!!

March 3, 1988

Ravi Singh is born.

1991

zerim is born.

1995

Solid Snake goes to Outer Heaven.

Big Boss finds that he now consists of 30 pixels, maybe even less.

Yeah, he's Big Boss

<<Image by Josh, Winner of "YEAH I'M BIG BOSS" contest

1997

Solid Snake drinks beer.

1998 This never happened.

[|Your NES is lying to you].

<< Image by Travis, Winner of "THERE IS NO TRAP ON THE TRAIN" contest

1999 It appears Big Boss wasn't dead the last time his son handed his ass to him.

Solid Snake once again kicks some antagonist ass. This time he burns the bastard just to make sure.

Zerim learns English.

January 1st, 2000 The Patriots installed shit on our computers. The program they installed is supposed to let them control the flow of information, but no one can stop us from downloading free MP3's from Limewire! OWNAGE!

August 2, 2003 Ravi Singh officially launches The Snake Soup.

Liquid Snake and his friends (A floating guy wearing a gas mask, some jerk who carries a giant gun on his back, a hot blonde walking around in the cold with her chest open, high on Diazepam, some guy who dies at the beginning of the game, and Revolver Ocelot... He's weird enough) steal expensive shit for the laughs and a dead body.

August 04, 2007

The MGStupid Timeline starts to get boring. Zerim fails to come up with new ideas.

August 8th, 2007 Solid Snake, wearing tights, infiltrated some fucking ship only to get drowned in the river.

People laughed at Otacon's codec conversations each time the game is saved.

April 29th, 2009 Dead Cell went nuts and attacked Big Shell.

Vamp fucks Fortune, literally or metaphorically speaking.

Raiden's crotch was grabbed by the president of the United States.

A lot of people somehow came to the conclusion that Raiden is homosexual. Hideo Kojima later made fun with Raiden to please those players. In other words, he had to "lick what he spat".

My Metal Gear Videos
The Following Videos Are My Creation Bite My Shiny Metal Gear: thumb|298px|left|The Rex/Ray battle, with sounds from Futurama. Snake's Friends: thumb|298px|right|Snake "singing" about his weapons, with Meryl trying to interupt.